burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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lennythereviewer:
“ nightf4iry:
“ raeloganthesonic06fangirl:
“ asksapphirejewel:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“@ihatejonarbuckle
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@raeloganthesonic06fangirl
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Well, I mean, Garfield does care
Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to...

lennythereviewer:

nightf4iry:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

asksapphirejewel:

pembrokewkorgi:

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

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Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

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An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

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I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

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But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

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And Garfield knows that Jon cares

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I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

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Theory accepted

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wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

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nationalshitpostingagency:

suzie-guru:

donzs:

we-all-eat-death:

fyeahteamgents:

karlosmadera:

factfiend:

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

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I love history.

Role models tho.

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The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

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marley-gang:

sinfullyselected:

tha–snazzle:

road-twitch:

sparkle-fart-69:

winterinthetardis:

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

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